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		<title>More signs of the crapocalypse: Tiffany vs. Deborah Gibson edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[According to this, Tiff and Deb are going to wrestle in a swamp for a made-for-teevee movie. Up next, Deborah Gibson, Tiffany, Lorenzo Lamas, Christopher Lambert, and the resurrected corpse of Gary Coleman star in "Mega Snakes on a Plane vs. 2012 Transformers: Part 2: The Revengining".]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=235</link>
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		<title>X-Men Origins: Wolverine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today's installment, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, is as strong an argument against comic-book movies as anyone could hope to make. Which is not to say that watching this almost unbelievably ill-conceived grunt-a-thon is totally devoid of yuks. There's lots to laugh at, really. But it's mostly painful. Sure, it's depressing to see decent actors like Hugh [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=222</link>
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		<title>G.I. Joe &#8211; The Rise of Cobra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I ask myself what my life is all about. Why I do what I do. Why I sit around in my free time and watch these awful movies. And sometimes, like after watching today's installment, G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra, I can't come up with any good answers. This is a film [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=215</link>
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		<title>Shocking update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven't posted in a while, but that's because I took a break and watched some good movies over the last month. I think I just wanted to remind myself of what normalcy is, or something.  Inglourious Basterds, Black Dynamite, Dead Snow... all good films, all worth watching.  Ahh. So, what's next in the pain queue? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=212</link>
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		<title>Cloverfield</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The key to understanding why today's installment, Cloverfield, is so bad is hidden in the DVD release's special features section. Specifically, the "Making of Cloverfield" short lays it all bare. Go ahead and watch it, I'll wait. ... Okay, you're back. What did you notice about the 'making of' featurette? That's right. The self-congratulatory gushing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=207</link>
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		<title>The Hangover</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedy is the riskiest and most demanding of all performance arts. When it's done wrong, there is no saving it. This applies to comedy as a cinematic genre, of course. To me, a bad-movie aficionado, bad films can nevertheless be entertaining: the thriller that fails to thrill, the mockbuster non-stravaganza, the dud romance and the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=193</link>
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		<title>Speed Racer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jesus. I must be getting old or something, but I saw this goddamned movie like a week ago and I'm just now recovering from the experience. Headaches, nausea, dizziness: maybe it's the H1N1, or maybe the Anthrax, but I'm breathing normally so it must be this... this thing. It hurts, and not in the John [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=185</link>
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		<title>Drag Me To Hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you live within, say, two hundred miles of an Indian casino of some sort, you'll likely have run across an ad for a concert at the casino featuring some washed-up band of sixties-or-seventies-or-eighties has-beens. Now, there's nothing inherently pathetic about old bands touring. But when the bands are museum pieces, having produced no new music [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=173</link>
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		<title>Terror Train</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Special holiday / childhood flashback / inaugural edition! ¡IMPORTANTE!I watch bad movies so you don't have to Yes folks, it's that time of the year for special treats. For having that extra cookie, that one more piece of fudge, the oh-hell-one-for-the-road-can't-hurt martini. In other words, it's time to revel in self-abuse because come January tenth [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=151</link>
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		<title>Star Trek (2009)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I kind of hate this movie, but only kind of. Actually, some of it is fine, but there's aspects of it that plain piss me off, so I'm ambivalent. It's not the retconning; I'm familiar enough with the Trek universe but by no means a committed Trekker, so I wasn't concerned about 'authenticity' or the like. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sinsagainstcinema.com/?p=127</link>
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